Little Toufiek, living in Woodstock attended his first day at school.
At lunch break he went to the tuck-shop to buy a packet of slap chips..
This was obviously a very popular choice, because all the kids werepushing and shoving, pulling and tugging each other to get to the front of the queue.
Little Toufiek, a little irritated by all this shouted "Jou ma se p**s!!!!" Unfortunately for little Toufiek, Mrs De Beer wasstanding near the crowd of children and overheard little Toufiek's outburst.
She stormed over and took him straight to the principal. The principal called little Toufiek in and asked him if he had lost his temper with the other children?
Little Toufiek replied that he was trying to teach them manners, and that he had only shouted " You maasen
push!!!"